Just Another Day on the LES

So, like, did you know that Clay Aik--hey, what are you doing?

What's that dropper thingy? What's insi--

NEIN!!!!!!!

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Short-term memory is for suckers.

What I Did On My Winter Vacation

Partied with Chad while Amélie was out buying cat food.

Dude I am sooooo wasted.

Suffered indignities.

Post-bath blow-dry, canine version.

Ate.

Made abundantly clear what the penalties for the non-sharing of steak are in this household.

Ate some more.

Still more eating.

Suffered more indignities.

Again with the eating!

Defended dinner from interlopers.

Defended homestead from notoriously bloodthirsty Teddy the Bear.

Fought valiantly against notoriously ruthless Cardigangster.