Monday, October 31, 2005

How do you say "pantaloon" in Japanese?

Answer: paireetsupantsu!
ichi sakibou = one paw

ni sakibou = two paws
san sakibou (to ichi hana to ichi me) = three paws (and one nose and one eye)

Shi sakibou = four paws
Shi sakibou is the maximum number

Kore wa neko desu = This is a cat
Dainonekozuki wa Nihon ni ikimasu. Sayonara! = The ardent cat lover is going to Japan. Bye!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Bush Likely To Tap Judge for Supreme Court

In other news, shooting victim likely to tap surgeon for operation.


Pick me!

Friday, October 28, 2005

Blanqui Redecorates. Or: How To Make Good Use of an Expensive Digital Camera. Words and Pictures by Amelie. Starring Blanqui

Blanqui suffers from ennui. What should he do? He will google his favorite tweenage not-gay Southern pop singer!

See Blanqui google.

See Blanqui google Clay.

I hate dial-up!

How about this wall?

This wall will do. Now I can enjoy my dinner.

Life is good.