Monday, February 12, 2007

A Nation Mourns

After the deaths of James Brown and Anna Nicole Smith, the world must endure the greatest tragedy of them all.

Blanqui, cat of all cats, lover of milk products, hater of the sound of paper ripping, has left us for the Great Cereal Bowl in the sky. He was buried Saturday at his ancestral home in New Jersey.

Blanqui was the best cat and the only cat and now we must live in a world without cats.