Monday, June 12, 2006

A Week in the Life

Monday's child is fair of face (with a slight chance of earwax)

Tuesday's child is full of grace

Wednesday's child is full of woe (because Clay never called)

Thursday's child has far to go (roughly 4 feet from one end of the couch to the other)

Friday's child is loving and giving (his annual sleepathon has raised millions for good causes)

Saturday's child works hard for a living (corroborative photo not located at press time)

But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay (so gay)