Monday's child is fair of face (with a slight chance of earwax)
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe (because Clay never called)
Thursday's child has far to go (roughly 4 feet from one end of the couch to the other)
Friday's child is loving and giving (his annual sleepathon has raised millions for good causes)
Saturday's child works hard for a living (corroborative photo not located at press time)
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay (so gay)
