Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Blanqui: the Musical

Don't wait! Order tickets now to Broadway's newest smash, featuring such soon-to-never-be-classics as "You Won't Eat This":

You won't eat this, you won't eat that
Chicken or fish, won't make you fat

You're skeletal! (He's skeletal!)
So skeletal! (Regrettable!)

You won't eat this, you won't eat that
You annoying diva cat

You're a brat! (He's a cat!)
You're a cat! (He's a brat!)

And the bittersweet "Poop":

Poop! Ain't nothin' like
Poop!

On a mat, in a tub, in the hall, on the rug!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh it's poop!

Poop! You seen it, you know it's
Poop!

Under there, over here, next to that, still on the cat!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh it's poop!

Starring the dazzling Blanquinou, known to half-dozens from his many appearances on Blanqui's Blog. Blanquinou will also be seen in the made-for-television movie Paris & Nicole: BFF? in the role of Nicole Richie. Additionally, he will understudy the role of Peter Pan in the upcoming Broadway musical featuring Clay Aiken. "Dreams really do come true," says Blanquinou, "even for a skinny beige cat from Jersey."

4 comments:

baj said...

wow, he really does look like a diva in that last pix. i hate ticketmaster so i'll have to see if i can get tix to the show on ebay or through a scalper.

Blanqui said...

Blanquinou will have three tickets held for you, TP, and ZP at the Will Call window. Afterwards you may bask in his presence in the dressing room (please bring beef in lieu of flowers).

baj said...

are tickets available for pre order? please advise.
yours,
lil baji

BIT said...

Rabbit incoming.